The 2013 Christmas Quiz: cracker round

How well do you know your Christmas cracker jokes? Well we’ll see. To see the answers highlight the “answers” section with your mouse.

1. What athlete is warmest in winter?
2. What do snowmen have for breakfast?
3. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
4. Why did Rudolph the reindeer have the complete works of Shakespeare on his top lip?
5. Why don’t penguins fly?
6. How do you know if Santa’s been in your shed?
7. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
8. What is Snoop Dogg’s favourite part of a present?
9. Why are pirates called pirates?
10. What do snowmen wear on their heads?

 

ANSWERS

1. A long jumper!
2. Snow flakes!
3. To see his flat mate!
4. His nose was well red!
5. They’re not tall enough to be pilots!
6. You’ve got three extra hoes!
7. A mince spy!
8. The rapping paper!
9. Because they arrrrrr!
10. Ice caps!

 

Merry Christmas